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Methamatics 

The study of the profits able to be made by starting a meth lab, a chain of meth labs, or just simply selling meth. Many drug dealers are methamaticians, and have carefully done the numbers and discovered the amount of profit they could make by calculations
Man1: Hey have you seen joey lately?
Man2: nah bro, hes been inside for the past 3 weeks doing methamatics
Man1: damn, hes a hardcore nigguh
Methamatics by Ilovecrystalmeth January 18, 2010
A Metehan is a person showing 23 of the 24 alpha male traits. They have massive penises and tend to be the leader of any group they are a part of. They usaually get in trouble because females tend to leave their mates to go sleep with Metehans. Being a Metehan is truely a blessing and a curse because they can never fit their gigantic dongs anywhere.
Girl 1: Your boyfriend is such a Metehan, you are so lucky!

Girl 2: I know I love himvsk much!

Girl 1: I want a piece as well!
Metehan by Immortaltreeant January 30, 2020
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Metehan is a common masculine Turkish given name. In Turkish, "Mete" means "brave", "galahad", "hero", "valiant", and/or "gallant".
A: The force held out bravely against their enemy's attacks.
B: Like Metehan's army!
Metehan by helvaselva January 30, 2020
Meshack's are rare. If you have Meshack in your life, you are one of the few people they allow to enter in their world. They are usually distant and cold but they would break those walls down for you. They are caring, soft, loving and totally adorable. They know how to comfort you in times when you needed someone. But Meshack also needs someone to lean on even when he denies it. They don't care about other people's opinion but when it concerns their friend or their family, you'd rather not say a thing. They are scary but he is also takutin. Meshack loves cats, dogs, MUSIC, black, isaw, takoyaki, shawarma, cute stuff, photography and video games. He likes cooking and experimenting, playing guitar, learning new things like baybayin and being alone sometimes. He also likes IU, Blackpink, Suzy Bae, and the person who wrote this. He hates garlic the most. Oh by the way, Meshack also loves cuddles and being rubbed by their hair.
Who is that? That's Meshack, he's rare.
Meshack by biatch <3 June 7, 2021
Text or email messages sent by people under the influence of methamphetamine or opiates. Usually verbose and frequent.
After Paul partied, he sent a string of methages to his ex.
You better make sure you turn off your phone... you'll get high and start sending tons of methages.
Methages by MikeInDC August 29, 2017

Methamphetajuana 

Smoking meth and marijuana simultaneously using a crack pipe for the meth with a cone piece full of weed placed in the hole at the top of the bowl and moving the lighter above and below the apparatus to make sure both are rolling.
That shit makes me methamphetajuana have another one!
Methamphetajuana by Skyehi April 22, 2018
A beautiful girl, who is bubbly, energetic, lively and a bit of a flirt. Lots of the boys love her and she has an amazing sense of humour but also one of the kindest people ever. Is very popular but sometimes people may take advantage of her. She is very confident and everyone would want to be her friend.
"maaan, i wish i was friends with meisha.