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metroculophobia 

the fear of a civilization establishing itself in your inner organs through your anus
Ruler: Did you know a raccoon can fit in your àss?
Love: So that means mice and spiders can fit too!
Lena: No don't mention that! Dont you know i have metroculophobia?!?

metrochode 

a lame person who hides through their metrosexual appearance and acting like they are better then everyone else around them
Person 1: "Hey, look at this guy. What a dick."

Person 2: "Nah, look at his clothes. He's just a metrochode."
metrochode by Shaft99999 April 25, 2009

Metropoloponopolis 

1. A city or an urban area regarded as the center of meeting.
2. A meeting place.
3. The core of a city or downtown
4. To meet when a place is mentioned
1.Jerusalem is thought of as the Metropoloponopolis of the middle east.
2.We met at the metropoloponopolis in her back yard-the treehouse.
3.We went shopping in Metropoloponopolis Portland, and met our friends for coffee.
4.We are going to metropoloponopolis downtown tomorrow.

metropoloneliness  

the feeling of being lonely in a big city, usually happens to singles around dinnertime or when they see happy couples on a sunday afternoon stroll
As Miranda was picking up her take-out by herself, she was hit by a wave of metropoloneliness .

metrohomo 

person with a penis that likes to use lotions and gets manicures and facials (may include cum facials). also enjoys wearing clothes that look like they belong on women. wears shiny lensed glasses indoors. listens to techno. drives a volkswagen. says the word "fiasco". thinks he looks best in the color pink. enjoys warm phallic objects in the butthole. Basically encompasses all homos and "metrosexuals".
Oh my gosh, is that a man purse? You are such a metrohomo!"
metrohomo by 1-800-889-8964 February 24, 2005

metroholica 

Relating to, affected by, or resembling city lifestyle
i love her city lifestyle she is an metroholica
metroholica by digimozo February 11, 2022