4 definitions by Shaft99999

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a lame person who hides through their metrosexual appearance and acting like they are better then everyone else around them
Person 1: "Hey, look at this guy. What a dick."

Person 2: "Nah, look at his clothes. He's just a metrochode."
by Shaft99999 April 25, 2009

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someone or a group that tends to sit in the corner of a public place to avoid confrontation or conversation with people for any reason
Jack and R.J. walk into a bar to find no seats except two in the back corner away from everyone.

Jack: "Yo, there's 2 over there, but they're in the corner."

R.J.: "Dude, they're in the corner. I'm not sitting there. That's a bitch seat."

Five minutes later, 2 guys walk in and grab both corner seats.

Jack: "Dude, why grab those seats? They suck."

R.J.: "Yeah, stupid cornerchodes."
by Shaft99999 May 16, 2009

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a guy that wears skinny jeans, a t-shirt of a band that existed before they were even conceived and have no true clue who they are, pair of busted up converse sneakers, a belt with metal studs, paints their fingernails black, has dark hair either long and straight or cut in the dumbest way possible and talks about how much life sucks that dates an incredibly hot girl that has nothing at all in common with him
Tim and Dave are driving down the road talking about what happened the night before as pass by a couple walking to the corner, one punk looking guy and a hot girl.

Tim: "What is that over there, she looks good."

Dave: "I just don't get it, what the hell is she doing with emochode. It just makes no damn sense."

Tim: "Dude, its an emochode. Classic!"
by Shaft99999 July 23, 2009

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a person who wears an oversized checkered scarf around their neck that's positioned in such a way to appear that if they raise it, they can rob the nearest store thinking its a fashion statement and they are actually cool for wearing such things.
Dave and Mark enter a bar in the summer time, proceed to the bar, grab a drink and scope out the crowd.

Dave: "Not bad tonight. Some decent talent."

Mark notices a group pass by; one person wearing an oversized checkered scarf.

Mark: "What's wrong with people. Its summer and they have to have on those stupid scarfs."

Dave: "I know, that's like the stupidest thing I've seen in awhile."

Mark: "Great, now I have to contend with scarfchode for the night."
by Shaft99999 September 20, 2009

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