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matarraz 

Matarraz — noun. Pronounced Mah-teh-rotz.

Meaning: idiot, asshole, dummy, stupid fool.

Etymology - A disparaging term, derived from stugots. Popular in the Italian American neighborhood of Howard Beach, NY. Invented by Don Tony/Anthony DeBlasi of the "Don Tony and Kevin Castle Show" and "Breakfast with Blasi".
Ex: "Mmmmmmmmagnus! He's still the TNA champ. And he's feuding with Pussy Ray. But the rating are godawful. Get this Kev, they're 0.8s...Pussy Ray, look at the ratings you drew! You fucking matarraz!"
matarraz by Djdiiddi June 12, 2014

Mearshlap 

To be completed dominated (i.e. owned) in a debate or cold call in class by esteemed University of Chicago scholar John J. Mearsheimer.
Person A: John Mearsheimer's target is the optimistic view of geopolitics that grew up after the cold war's end in 1989. He demolishes all the main components of that happy vision."

Person B: So basically he Mearshlapped a generation?
Mearshlap by rexnom February 14, 2010

Meatriding

When one person is obsessed with someone and does everything they can to get someone else to like them. This usually happens because this person is annoying as shit and can’t make any friends if they don’t meatride
Colton: “Hey John, let’s go play some fortnight duo’s and not let anyone else play so I can be friends with you even though I’m a fat ass grease ball with no motivation to do anything other than praise you”

Everyone else: “Colton, stop meatriding!”
Meatriding by HighCouncil December 9, 2021

Quantum Meatrider 

Someone who defies the parameters of meatriding, breaks free of societal norms and physics to meatride you on a quantum level.
Chauncey and Ariel spent 40 minutes talking about Robert when he wasn't even responding, he's a quantum meatrider!

Chauncey chased Robert around in Brawhalla at 1am for 15 minutes, I've never seen someone meatride like this before, he must be a quantum meatrider.
Quantum Meatrider by get_got February 10, 2023
Someone who acts overly obsessed with someone else and pretty much praises them.The Meat refers to dick. Also known as "on their top" or "dickrider."
John: "Dude, My Twitter name got soulja boy in it, my profile picture is soulja boy, my Boxers got soulja boy on it, and my room is filled with posters if him! Im a Huge Fan!"

Brian- "No, You're a Fuckin MeatRider John!" "Get Off his Dick!"
MeatRider by iTalkSwavey October 27, 2012
A girl that is very stunning and boys dream of. She’s very kind hearted and gentle. She will never try to show off to get boys. She only is interested in the boys that are nerdy and will treat her right.
Oh my gosh dude, Meara is so cute!
Wow she’s gorgeous.
Maybe for her birthday I’ll get her a new book!
Meara by Zoe xoxox April 23, 2018