Metalmaniacal 

A term used to describe someone who is completely and utterly obsessed with heavy metal.

You are metalmaniacal because you took the time to alphabatize every band you listen to!

Metalmaniacal by Ryan Luchsinger July 31, 2008

metalbender 

A metal bender is a repairman that neither has the skills to fix your household problem nor the selfawareness to admit he doesn't know.
He often lacks hygiene and basic sense of spatial awareness. Too many fart jokes and not knowing when to move out of your way are common problems when dealing with a metal bender.

Tom: "The toilet is broke!"
Kristin: "Ok, I'll call the metalbender"
<later that day>
Tom: "The metalbender left. He didn't fix our toilet, but somehow managed to spray coffee on our walls. Also there's mud footprints all over the house.

metalbender by faevmija October 5, 2017

Metalman 

A robot master from the NES classic video game Megaman 2. He was as weak as hell, but once you beat him, you got the metal blades to pwn the shit out of the other 7 robots from the game, such as Woodman and Airman.

Metalman gives you the metal blade weapon, which rapes all.

Metalman by 73H L337 H4X0R!!1 October 18, 2010

shadies and mentalmen 

The way to address a rowdy and drunken audience.

Shadies and mentalmen, here is your entertainment for tonight!


*guy with violin and dildo walks in*

shadies and mentalmen by Gumba Gumba June 1, 2004

r/metalmemes 

A subreddit for posting memes about metal bands. The sub has very much quality content.

Person 1: Hey man, did you hear how r/metalmemes destroyed all the cringy sabaton fans?
Person 2: Yeah dude, they finally got rid of those stupid posers.

r/metalmemes by Based person December 26, 2021

metalmeth 

cybertainment addiction that utilizes the obsession of lust and curiosity that drives one to immerse themselves into the vast unlimited euphoric pleasures of the machine.

"Johnny is not going out to play today, he is on his phone too strung out on metalmeth."

metalmeth by Rezkin Kade October 4, 2020

r/MetalMemes 

A shitty sub in Reddit that always hates Sabaton just because some of their songs is about the Germans during WW2, calling the fandom Nazis. If you are a moderator of this fucking sub, shut up, we don't fucking care, we just like heavy metal with history. Fuck the subreddit mods, the members, and the subreddit.

If you are a moderator of r/MetalMemes, shut the fuck up and make peace between r/Sabaton and r/MetalMemes.

r/MetalMemes by Your Local FBI agent December 25, 2021