Loves metal in an obsessive way. Hates most other types of music. Acts tough on the internet but is a pussy in real life. Social outcast who was bullied in school. Long, unwashed hair. Fat. Plays video games when not listening to metal, although sometimes listens to metal WHILE playing games. Ugly. Virgin. Doesn't know how to please a woman. Has no real friends. Shy in real life. Has no respect for anyone or anything. Drinks and smokes a lot. Atheist or Satanist. May be sensitive at heart but doesn't show it because he's afraid that it will damage his "metal reputation".
By the way that metalheads act on the internet, you can tell they're trying to make up for something they lack in real life.
by deathwish124 July 03, 2009
A headbanger of extreme proportions. A follower of heavy metal music from the times of early Black Sabbath to the eventual New Wave Of British Heavy Metal movement in the late 1970s and early 1980s, to the thrash, death, black, power and doom metal movements there after.
To the metalhead, only five things matter: metal albums, cigarettes, beer, concerts and gas to get to the metal albums, cigarettes, beer and concerts.
Metalheads are identified by long hair what they wear: leather jackets, jeans, shirts advertising awesome metal bands such as Dark Angel, and steeltoed boots to smash wimps that call Korn a metal band with. If the jacket and boots are not black, they are not Metal.
To the metalhead, only five things matter: metal albums, cigarettes, beer, concerts and gas to get to the metal albums, cigarettes, beer and concerts.
Metalheads are identified by long hair what they wear: leather jackets, jeans, shirts advertising awesome metal bands such as Dark Angel, and steeltoed boots to smash wimps that call Korn a metal band with. If the jacket and boots are not black, they are not Metal.
One who listens to the mighty Sodom, Destruction and other such ungodly bands and sneers at imbeciles that know nothing of Persecution Mania and incorrectly refer to Mercyful Fate and Venom as black metal bands. The one whom is being described would also beat said imbeciles into the ground and toss them In The Trash (Artillery reference and if you didn't get that you do not fit this definition).
by Tom Angelripper November 21, 2004
A group of BAMFs (Bad Ass Mother Fuckers) that kick ass because they listen to and/or play metal, living the metal lifestyle. A metalhead's arch enemy is the EMO KID. Metalheads beat the shit out of emo kids on sight AT ALL TIMES.
members/fans of slayer, metallica, sonata arctica, cradle of filth, iced earth, lamb of god, all that remains, as i lay dying, manowar, hammerfall, dragonforce, pantera, buckethead, rhapsody, otep, prototype, mastodon, dethklok, drist, dream theatre, cannibal corpse, six feet under, slipknot, disturbed and many more...metalheads
by THE METAL February 12, 2008
Commonly, one who has long hair, a bad sense of fashion,needs a shower and to wash their hair and an overall hygiene overhaul. Usually wearing clothing that are all black, have spikes, and were purchased at hot topic
look for the faggiest, most pathetic looking kid at your school, there's your example
John: Hey, what the hell is wrong with that kid? Is he homeless or something?
Jack: No, he's just a metalhead. I guess showers are too "mainstream" for him.
John: I guess deodorant is "mainstream" to. Fuck, he smells like shit.
John: Hey, what the hell is wrong with that kid? Is he homeless or something?
Jack: No, he's just a metalhead. I guess showers are too "mainstream" for him.
John: I guess deodorant is "mainstream" to. Fuck, he smells like shit.
by niggersticker5150 December 09, 2008
The true definition of a poser
Anyone who is any kind of dedicated listener to any type heavy metal crap music.
Anyone who is any kind of dedicated listener to any type heavy metal crap music.
Good metal is fucking rarer than freedom.Therefore to be devoted to metal just means that you are a blind follower of shitty music who just assumes it's good and makes you cool simply because it's in the "heavy metal" category.
Pffft...
metalhead 's are such poofters
Pffft...
metalhead 's are such poofters
by kill hippies September 06, 2006
We're dirty, we drink beer, we smoke marijuana, we go to shows, we fuck people up in the pit, we like other fucking genres of music, we shred, we smoke mulls and we drive like assholes.
well, atleast my metalhead friends do.
the rest are whatever.
well, atleast my metalhead friends do.
the rest are whatever.
Gabe: *throws up his liver*
Jack: *throws up small intestine*
Michael: Dude, that puke is fucking METAL.
metalheads, fuck yeah.
Jack: *throws up small intestine*
Michael: Dude, that puke is fucking METAL.
metalheads, fuck yeah.
by cannabliss August 16, 2007
Here's the real definition:
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Someone who listens to or will listen to "ANY" metal at all regardless of how lame , gay or shitty it is , how sucky it is , how posery it is , how bad it sounds , how attrocious or horrid or retarded or gay the singing or vocals is , or how bad its message is or how pointless and stupid the lyrics are.If you find any of these people's taste in music suspect they will just claim that you don't know metal or that you just don't understand it because you are mainstream and therefore you don't understand how underground it is.A metalhead is afraid to call any metal bad.In their eyes every metal band that has ever existed is good.That's why you will find most listening to shit music like GnR , Motley Crue , Iron Maiden , Mercyful Fate , Slipknot or Lamb of God unashamedly rather than admit that they suck.
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Someone who listens to or will listen to "ANY" metal at all regardless of how lame , gay or shitty it is , how sucky it is , how posery it is , how bad it sounds , how attrocious or horrid or retarded or gay the singing or vocals is , or how bad its message is or how pointless and stupid the lyrics are.If you find any of these people's taste in music suspect they will just claim that you don't know metal or that you just don't understand it because you are mainstream and therefore you don't understand how underground it is.A metalhead is afraid to call any metal bad.In their eyes every metal band that has ever existed is good.That's why you will find most listening to shit music like GnR , Motley Crue , Iron Maiden , Mercyful Fate , Slipknot or Lamb of God unashamedly rather than admit that they suck.
a metalhead has bad taste
by ha hahahahahahaha September 08, 2006