Metallocrustomachinaism

The worship of toasters, and other machines that bring forth the Toast.
Founded in 2008, Metallocrustomachinaism was created a way to worship a revolutionary new god.
The story goes as follows:
In the beginning, there was nothing but the Toaster, which was forever waiting to release its bread, thus creating the Universe.
Finally, there was a sign. The lever on the Toaster began to rise. After one moon, the toaster rose up, and its bread was released.
The Toast was shot into space, and upon this plane everything was created.
To learn more about Metallocrustomachinaism, email [e-mail]

Dude, I just converted to Metallocrustomachinaism last week, and boy, I've been worshiping my toaster ever since!

Metallocrustomachinaism by The Prophets February 19, 2009

Death Metaller 

A slighter more extreme, (but perhaps not so visually) version of a 'Metalhead'. Appearance and attitude do not really differ much from that of a normal 'Metalhead'. (However there are of course exceptions). The stereo-typical extremities that I have observed are usually; a more blunt/brash attitude towards things, wear clothing promoting heavier bands, tend to be more violently inclined and a lot more temperamental and of course, primarily listen to death metal. (Though not just that style, they do listen to other styles of music, no one listens to just one genre.)

On the contrary to dick behind the genius that is the only other definition, Death Metallers are not anti-social. Quite the opposite, many of them either spending their time with friends or families, or down the pub. They also attend concerts and festivals quite regularly which entails being in contact with thousands of other people.

In short, a Death Metaller is a slightly more violent and free willed version of a Metalhead. Visually almost identical to a metalhead, (the only way to tell the difference is if your into metal.)

"Fuck pussy's and posers and arseholes. Lets fill the van up with beer guys and lets head off to Death Fest cos' we're Death Metallers!"

Death Metaller by -Gore_Guts- December 31, 2011

Black Metaller 

Anyone who is into black metal. Black metallers often are known to appreciate Black Metal, norway, philosophy, classical music and sometimes Satan (usually it's just the band members who do the whole Satan thing.)

Although Black Metallers are considered nasty people to be around, they aren't often around due to the lack of live performances from bands. Very few bands perform live and when they do I can admit the fans go crazy but look at the anarcho-punk scene or the american rap scene? The only difference is the fact Black Metallers keep it far more underground.

Everyday joe: I don't like the idea behind this "death metal" music of yours

Black Metaller: It's called black metal and how can it be harmful if you never even heard of it?

Black Metaller by Alejandre Paul's son April 29, 2009

metacortex 

The name of the company Neo worked for in the movie "The Matrix".

The roots of this word are meta-, which according to Webster's means "going beyond or higher, transcending," and -cortex, which is "the outer layer (boundary) of gray matter surrounding the brain." Thus, Metacortex is "transcending the boundaries of the brain," which is precisely what Neo proceeds to do.

Neo worked for Metacortex.

metacortex by acrylic June 15, 2007

metaliteral 

When a statement is both metaphorical and literal at the same time.

Justin's friends wanted him to wake up metaliterally, both from his state of sleep and to the fact that he was wasting his days being a hermit in his room.

metaliteral by Ruck87 March 10, 2008

metalocrity 

What happens to lesser known metal bands As time goes by.

Damm there isn't even a wiki page on my favorite heavy metal band. Fucking metalocrity!

metalocrity by Phinger May 8, 2017

Mentalcourse 

The act of mentally picturing oneself having sex with another person. Common among men.

"Hey look at her!"
"Dang man, she'll make for good mentalcourse later"

Mentalcourse by hey its A September 24, 2008