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Metaforced 

Mashing irrelevant, randomly-selected, or just plain ridiculous analogies into a metaphor that simply doesn't work, in a lazy attempt to sound creative, irreverent or funny.

From the phrase "Forced Metaphor"
I have marked down your term paper because the following phrases are clearly metaforced: "The evening was pregnant with merriment" and "Her eyes were sparkling turds"
Metaforced by Selwyn Nogood November 30, 2010

metaformalism

The hypothesis that form is not enantiomeric.

Rather, rotation is a meta-enantiomer.

This leads to conclusion that time is its own enantiomer.
Metaformalism states that space is its own enantiomer: yet space can be superimposed on itself.
metaformalism by zanderfin February 16, 2020

Metafork 

Metafork is the moment in history where things can take such a big turn, that it will change the humanity's course. The current started when a well known human has posted a profile picture on his twitter account. The picture shows a fork in the middle of the street.
"Yo dude have you heard the news?"
"No, what news bro?"
"Elon Musk is gonna use his dojo to metafork the financial system and help dogecoin's spread and humanity along with it"
Metafork by MEMESCRYPTOR February 22, 2021

metamorsolace 

Metamorsolace is best described as that crazy shit you cook up in your head to make you feel better after breaking up with someone. For instance, when friend's say shit to console you like "everything happens for a reason," thinking that their shit is original and a magic cure for your sorry, lonely, single ass; YOU, in turn, begin to come up with your own metaphors for describing your misery. It is in this process, that by bullshitting yourself, you manage to make yourself believe that something out of your control is the reason why you got dumped. i.e. "life is a journey, not an endpoint......sometimes there are potholes on the path, but there's still a path." Usually this thought process occurs most often while drinking (like me now) and it provides a momentary vacation from your single-life reality which is more appropriately described as pathetic. (excuse me miss, I'll have just one more beer thanks.)
Therapist to patient: "I'd like you to try and metamorsolize your feelings and get that shit out. Just let it out. Tell me about that crazy bitch that ruined your life but refer to her as a pothole on the road of life and this happened for a higher reason"

Friend to Friend: "I joined a yoga class!" Friend back to Friend "Fuck off, I'm in metamorsolace right now you insensitive prick"
metamorsolace by Row Bear April 26, 2013

Metaforistic 

A minecraft server that hosts worlds commonly RPG worlds.
Ah that kun guy, always hosting a metaforistic world.
Metaforistic by Rob stallion March 12, 2020

Metaformalism

Meta-formalism is a theory-of-everything that states that time is an enantiomer that can be superimposed on itself.
Metaformalism states that time is the only enantiomer that can be superimposed upon itself.

Metaformalism concerns itself with finding the structure of that one enantiomer.
Metaformalism by zanderfin April 30, 2021