The sum total of all biochemical reactions that occur in a person's body. Digestion of food is just one aspect of metabolism.
Divided into catabolism, where organic molecules are oxidised and degreaded to prodice energy, and anabolism, where small organic molecules are combined to form larger ones at a cost of energy.
Any hot chick who eats & drinks anything she wants yet maintains a very attractive figure...
"I don't know how she does it, but Laura eats like a pig and drinks like a fish yet she still has that smoking hot body - she's really metaboliscious..."
The metabolic ability of a female (or raging tail gunner) to process nature's yoghurt i.e. a teaspoon of sperm cider
Beatrice: 'Jessica, darling you look absolutely divine- you must tell me your diet secret'
Jessica: 'Well Beatrice, I guess I was just thankfully born with a stupendous metabojism as I manage to stay wafer-thin despite smoking more Poles than Hitler did in all of Word War II'
Engaging in excessive metaphysical speculation. Especially common practice among psycics, french philosophers, and philosophy majors looking to lure unsuspecting english majors into sexual congress.
"I totally caught Pierre metabating in front of some chicks at last night's poetry slam."