Definitions by psyCohn

Fitzphoneatard

That Irish dope that constantly leaves his phone @ random bards and inconveniences the gas guy next day to escort him to the said phone’s whereabouts, while reminiscing about the “Ricky” days

Mike is constantly looking for his phone because he's a Fitzphoneatard!

Fitzphoneatard by psyCohn June 11, 2026

Micheveled 

When your name is Michele and you just simply don't have your looks/act together...

After snoozing her alarm too many times and spilling her coffee, my tennis parter showed up to the match looking all Micheveled...

Micheveled by psyCohn April 25, 2022

Califobia 

The fear of reality when things don't go your way when you live in California or the left coast in general...

After the election didn't go his way, Michael and the rest of his Santa Monica friends now suffer from Califobia...

Califobia by psyCohn November 11, 2016

procrastinatious

Any person or thing that causes time to be wasted when more important things are pending...

Karen's bum knee and her A.D.D. has caused her to really be procrastinatious to all of her events lately...

procrastinatious by psyCohn April 7, 2010

metaboliscious

Any hot chick who eats & drinks anything she wants yet maintains a very attractive figure...

"I don't know how she does it, but Laura eats like a pig and drinks like a fish yet she still has that smoking hot body - she's really metaboliscious..."

metaboliscious by psyCohn December 17, 2009

lactosious 

Any food or drink that appears or tastes better simply by the high level of milk (or cheese, or any other milk byproduct) content it contains...

Karen's iced coffee looked so lactosious because of all of the half&half she had in there...

lactosious by psyCohn December 17, 2009

logistitard

anyone who simply can't figure out how to be on time at the right place

"Michael was not only late, but he even went to the wrong restaurant - he's such a logistitard..."

logistitard by psyCohn December 8, 2009