jimmy mcsally 

Jimmy McSally was first used on the Bort Hardly show. The JMS is an overall square who pays his bills, isn't drunk by noon and doesn't sit in the corner pulling his soft pud while bulls bang his wife, Kankles.

Kankles: Are you up for a DP with a latin bull while Bort pulls on his soft pud?

Guest: I don't know Kankles. That might be kinda weird, ya know?!

Bort: Don't be a Jimmy McSally. Fucking square!

jimmy mcsally by BubbaArmyTroll December 17, 2020

Fuck me in the ass and call me Sally 

When something is so good you can't help but scream this at the top of your lungs.

"Well fuck me in the ass and call me Sally! These cupcakes are fucking bomb!!!"

Fuck me in the ass and call me Sally by rms386 March 2, 2014

Slap my ass and call me Sally 

Used to express dismay or disbelief.

Well you know what? Slap my ass and call me Sally man, I don't know what you want from me.

Slap my ass and call me Sally by Misses Potato Head August 5, 2010

Well spank my ass and call me sally 

I don't believe it! Excited exclamation of disbelief or excitement.

Interviewer: "Well Mr Jones, everything seems to be in order and we are delighted to offer you the job"
Mr Jones: "Well spank my ass and call me Sally!"
Interviewer: "......"

Well spank my ass and call me sally by DougieT May 30, 2006

fuck me in the asshole and call me sally 

A frustrated phrase only blurted out by the brave

*hits foot at corner of table "Fuck me in the asshole and call me sally"

fuck me in the asshole and call me sally by Longretrodude January 8, 2017

Fuck Me Sideways and Call Me Sally 

When a person is left pissed off and frustrated at human stupidity and their lack of intelligence

When he asked a girl out she would never respond, so he yelled " Fuck Me Sideways and Call Me Sally " in the local library. He was left frustrated at her stupidity.

Fuck Me Sideways and Call Me Sally by Mill3rth3Kill3r15 April 29, 2015

metally

Doing something while being angry as a result of listening to metal.

I metally disliked your comment.

I metally walked my dog yesterday.

metally by ballsareballs April 25, 2013