Zoe Mesa

Black Mesa, but under constant explosion.

*Something explodes, or catches fire*
Everyone: This is a true Zoe Mesa moment.

by d3911 March 14, 2021

Mesa

A cold calculated gentleman. A loyal bro but once you cross him he's coming for blood and he's not afraid to unlock that black Airforce energy. Don't fuck with his money or bitches if you're not ready to get jumped by a one man gang.

M1: How did Jeff break his leg?
M2: He stepped on Mesa's shoe and didn't apologize.

by Georgie143765 November 22, 2021

Mesa

loser ass niggas they sum bitkh ass niggas omm act tuff when they face little ass niggas

they are losers mesaK smoking on mesa pak

by sosa422 November 3, 2023

Mesa

pussy ass niggas omm

Fuk mesa nigga they sum bitch ass mK omm nigga pussy asf

by sosa422 November 2, 2023

Mesa

Mesa is a lonely table she has no love life at all but her friends are the best people ever Mesa is a real hoe she’s also a fucking whore so watch out boys if your name is Jake RUN

Mesa really needs proactive

Mesa is a table hoe

by Samthecooldad69 January 5, 2018

Mesa Redonda

Polite way of referring to a booty call. In some instances it may confuse the recipient due to the possible differences in language, however, this may be beneficial. Be sure to use it to your advantage.

Usually applied to fellow classmates.

Why would you turn in your mesa redonda to that guy? He has no swag

by GLUMBRE August 6, 2011

Jodi Mesa

the most amazing person to live. they make you feel warm and cozy inside and out. they always will have their favorite little white dog.

i love Jodi Mesa. :)

by mommymilker408 December 16, 2020