Merlone 

The state of drinking a bottle of Merlot alone.

She bought the bottle of Merlot and thought he would go to the park with her and drink it, but he said no and now she is merlone.

Merlone by kidhamishi August 26, 2013

metroneck

A cross between a redneck and a metrosexual. If you have a graduate degree, own a gun, and use it regularly, you might be a metroneck. If you live in Montana and drink lattes, you are probably a metroneck. If you live in interior British Columbia, ski 100 days a year, and drink fine wine, you are most certainly a metroneck.

"We just got back from elk hunting...we drank 18 PBR's on the drive back and now we are going to make some foie gras for an appetizer before we head to the symphony...it's been an epic day of metronecking."

metroneck by rootskier January 5, 2009

Merton 

verb. To perform improvised songs to strangers on video chat sites, such as chat roulette or omegle. The songs are made up on the spot, with the subject matter typically pertaining to the chat partner. Videos of the songs are often uploaded to YouTube.

Dude, were you just singing? - Yeah, I'm mertoning; people love that shit

Merton by mertonfan December 30, 2010

mentoner 

n. A derogatory label for an uneducated, unrefined person. The word orginally referred to people from the Southern California town of Mentone, near San Bernardino--a locale occupied mostly by people of lower educational and economic level. Similar in meaning to "hillbilly" or "white trash."

"You make toast in a frying pan?? Good lord! You're such a mentoner!"

mentoner by Johnny 23 June 30, 2006

Mentone 

The little crackhole city past Redlands. Full of cool people who like to drink and smoke pot. If you are from Mentone, than you are definitely proud to say it.

When asked where you live at, you would reply: :"Mentone Beach Baby!"

Mentone by Dang! January 16, 2009

Merton 

A state of sadness or general unhappiness.

Becky's boyfriend Darnell and now she is merton for certain.

Merton by Sweet Sarie November 24, 2018

Mortoned 

To get conned or scammed.

That guy lost a grand to a stripper - he totally got mortoned

Mortoned by smd001 January 18, 2011