Mermaid Kiss

When the toilet water splash from your solid turd reaches the appropriate height to spritz your ass.

Dude, they just cleaned the port-a-shitters so there was no dookie to cushion my turd, and I got an epic mermaid kiss.

by blink1371_69 June 7, 2012

Mermaid Kiss

When you bust a load in a thot's mouth and she kisses you, exchanging the fluids into your mouth. Shit's trifflin'

I was at the park with some girl named Ariel and she gave me a mermaid kiss

Hey i was at that party last night, some bitch gave me a mermaid kiss

by IAmNotAFreeMason February 26, 2015

mermaids kiss

When your shit hits the toilet water and splashes back onto your ring.

FUCK SAKE I forgot to put paper down and got a mermaids kiss.

by Mermaids kiss June 29, 2015