Top Definition
When the toilet water splash from your solid turd reaches the appropriate height to spritz your ass.
Dude, they just cleaned the port-a-shitters so there was no dookie to cushion my turd, and I got an epic mermaid kiss.
by blink1371_69 June 07, 2012
When you bust a load in a thot's mouth and she kisses you, exchanging the fluids into your mouth. Shit's trifflin'
I was at the park with some girl named Ariel and she gave me a mermaid kiss

Hey i was at that party last night, some bitch gave me a mermaid kiss
by IAmNotAFreeMason February 26, 2015
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