Merk

v. To kill someone. Usually from behind and before they even know what's happening.

I was playing that new MOBA and was handling the middle lane like a boss when suddenly a player from the other team appeared outta nowhere and merked me!

by CaptainMerk May 31, 2022

merk

to beat someone up

ima merk yo ass

by the merker November 30, 2016

Merk

The act of having 10 or more dildos in your pussy at once then take them out and having a guys whole head go in your pussy and you start cumming and squirting on him while hes still inside

Lisa was about to merk this guy tonight in bed

by Awesome words5150 December 16, 2016

Merk

1: To destroy someone and assert dominance.
2: To eat their butt

1: "I'm about to merk this kid"

2: "Can I merk you"

by jimmy 445 January 15, 2021

Merk

Merk is an extremely funny and kind person. He/She is also super cool and has an amazing style, I’d be surprised if everyone he ever crossed passes with didn’t fall in love with him. Merk is just an amazing person in general and no one could ever replace them, no matter who it is. They’re most definitely a keeper:)

“You’re so hot, Merk.”

by Kira lol May 19, 2021

Merk

Adj. The the act of covering ones airways while they are extremely incapacitated or drunk to the point of death.

Billy was so drunk that when he grabbed Melissa's ass her bf merked him outside where no one could see.

by March 6, 2021

pulling a merk

When you barely meet a girl and in less than a month you marry her. Like those marry on site TV shows.

Gloria: Hey, nice to meet you
Brian: My names Brian, MaRrY mE pLs
*kneels down*
Gloria: *doesnt know what to do so instinctively says yes and makes the biggest mistake of her life*

Pulling a merk

by BOUTA_BUST March 20, 2018