–noun
a position for sexual intercourse in which one fuckee hires a professional soldier hired for service in a foreign army to lay upon the other fuckee.

Origin:
1965–70; so called because it was allegedly favored by lethargic Christian missionaries working among indigenous peoples, in preference to positions in which the man approaches the woman from behind, with little work done himself.
God damnit woman I ain't got no more semen in me. You done run my well dry. Shit female, Imma have to break it out in mercenary position.
by cK March 4, 2009
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1) Handle for Maine East's Jonny Volpert

2) A term used to describe one who hsa become jaded by life, love, the world around them, and the people they associate with. So much so that they have set out to stomp on any relationship that a friend of theirs is getting involved in.
1)Yeah, I started my thief this morning, but Jaded Mercenary tanked me up to an assassin.

2)
Girl: I thought I was in love wiht you but then...
Guy: Then what?
Girl: Then Jonny made me realize I wasn ::walks away::
Guy: Damnit Jonny, you fucking Jaded Mercenary
by Jaded Mercenary March 5, 2005
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"A group of white kids from the suburbs who can spit fire. At first look ,they do not appear to be much, but they WILL earn your respect once you hear some of their shit"
The Suburban Mercenaries are the hottest rap group out right now.
by Flax March 15, 2005
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Mercenary group from the video game Metal Slug consisting of elite army soldiers.
Marco became a Slug Mercenary to get the mission accomplished where nothing else could.
by Illiterate_ March 28, 2010
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A gorgeous lady, usually the object of affection for a Dark Knight and people who love riddles.
"Nygma, I'm leaving you for DK," said Mercenary Neko.
by DK January 12, 2004
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Group of individuals who are compensated under contract to use methods of persuation and "freedom fighting" tactics to further the clients cause.
Likes include cookies and shopping cart porn.

Dislikes include the French, Clear Channel and tapioca.
Those rotten Suburban Mercenaries have once again foiled our video rental ways with their mystery egg hunt.
by The Admiral July 2, 2003
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noun. One who has stopped caring in kissing up to colleges and faking happiness to pretend that everything is alright. "Mercenary" suggests living life only for oneself; does not matter how one chooses to live, as it is their life. "Photographer" suggests living life as a freelance photographer, with freedom in personal happiness and capturing the little beauty left in the world to preserve it in art.
As a mercenary photographer, I live for myself and myself only.
by navimation November 13, 2006
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