Possessing an extraordinarily large penis. (adjective)(also Mentulated)
More common in old 'bodice-ripper' novels; a term for "well hung" that lends a certain appearance of culture to your p0rn.

Priapus was the most mentulate of gods.

mentulate by Mentulated in May 1, 2007

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Mentureen

Short for mentally disturbed teenager.

Its a hashtag for created by @jonniewalker.s for anyone In a state of depression, anxiety etc...

Kinda a call for help.

1. Eddie Broke was venom. We are #mentureen

2. Join the #mentureen movement
3. I am mentureen

Mentureen by Wo nana to April 14, 2020

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Mentula Grandiosus Syndrome

A condition manifest in certain adult males, identified by the following symptoms:

1. A penis worn down to the size of an acorn or smaller, from continuous self-massage.

2. The delusion that the size of said penis is far above average, and possessed only by highly motivated, hard working, intelligent individuals that thrive in a dynamic and creative work setting.

Travis and Michael, both suffering from Mentula Grandiosus Syndrome, did not realize that being characterized as "the biggest dicks on the block" was not a compliment.

Mentula Grandiosus Syndrome by Third-Degree Crispy August 22, 2010

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Mantumbi

A non fictional land where only slithering beasts of the earth fear to enter. Many have searched for it but failed. Only a select few from Battersea know it's ways and they rule it better than black mamba himself!

In this land:

Annual festival of Muntumbi: Funtumbi

Working Hours: 10-12, 3-5
Food: Fried Food
Currency: Tumbi & Rudd
National Sport: Sport
National Animal: Black Mumba
Honorary Member: Will Smith

I've eaten more than the goat of Mantumbi!

That chilli is hotter than the great volcanoes of Mantumbi!

Hey Luke! Have a refreshing swim in the pool of Mantumbi!

Mantumbi by Mattinji August 21, 2013

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