Mantumbi

A non fictional land where only slithering beasts of the earth fear to enter. Many have searched for it but failed. Only a select few from Battersea know it's ways and they rule it better than black mamba himself!

In this land:

Annual festival of Muntumbi: Funtumbi

Working Hours: 10-12, 3-5
Food: Fried Food
Currency: Tumbi & Rudd
National Sport: Sport
National Animal: Black Mumba
Honorary Member: Will Smith

I've eaten more than the goat of Mantumbi!

That chilli is hotter than the great volcanoes of Mantumbi!

Hey Luke! Have a refreshing swim in the pool of Mantumbi!

Mantumbi by Mattinji August 21, 2013

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Matumbia

(noun): A mythical creature or spirit believed to dwell in deep forests or remote, untouched places. Matumbias are said to be guardians of nature, possessing a blend of animal and human characteristics. They are often described as large, majestic beings with the body of a lion, the wings of an eagle, and the face of an elderly wise person. Legends suggest that encountering a matumbia brings good fortune and protection to those who respect and honor the natural world. Their presence is associated with harmony, balance, and a deep connection to the earth.

I stumbled across a Matumbia on my way home

Matumbia by FakeFakWords July 2, 2023

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Mantombi is a Queen of all female and has a very motherly bubbly personality. She has an astonishingly exquisite body and a beyond mind. Soft hands and a angel face and a soothing voice.

Mantombi is my mother

Mantombi by @keletso_ndebele November 23, 2023

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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on July 29, 2026

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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