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An armenian term used to define the cock sucking sons of bitches that we know as police officers.
Pig. Po-po. Bacon. Bozi txa. Son of a bitch
by Shef February 04, 2005
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adj. menter, mentest: The condition of being deliberately awkward, stubborn and/or unco-operative/inflexible at an inappropriate time, often governed by mood. Can also be applied to non-living objects such as computers.
Origins - possibly comes from "mean" but there's rumour that "ment" was a seventeenth century dialect word meaning "foul smelling"
A person who is difficult and unco-operative is "ment". A jobsworth is particularly ment, and so is a computer when it decides to crash right at the worst time. Even the weather can be ment: for example it rains when you plan to take the family to the seaside on your day off work.

example: "Hurry up you ment putter!"
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a term to describe when things are generally shitty/crap or just ment
to describe a bad hangover.
i feel ment.
Thats ment.
by Mentious October 01, 2009
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Ment is basically 'Mental' only shorter, It means to be stupid or act stupid or to see someone acting retarded or "Ment". Ment just basically means you're effing retarded.
" Sami, Are you ment? "

" Those shoes are totally ment. "

" CRYSTAL STOP ACTING MENT. "
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1. A way of life. Hate everyone, but love the thought of liking everyone.
I'm a Ments. Kill me.
by NotMents7 May 27, 2005
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i ment to go to the park today
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A tent filled with only male humans... and this tent is such in which no girls are allowed....!
Want to go sit in the ment?

I sure do Man.
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