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menstral queef 

johnnyboy: i fucked my girlfriend last night and i heard a menstral queef.

flatulator: why would you fuck your girlfriend when she's on her rag?

menstral pad 

menstral pad is a safe place to hang out while your girlfried, wife or significant other is menstrating (acting homrmally unbalanced and dangerous)
Keith, if I don't want to get picked up for homicide, I need a menstral pad until Dorthy stops acting like a hormonal psychopath again. Can I crash at your place for a few days?
menstral pad by TooSick4U April 21, 2007

menstral moose 

A girl who has orgasms that sound like a moose having its period
that hot girl from Wyoming sounded like a menstral moose in bed

I went to an orgy somewhere in Montana and all the chicks sounded like a menstral moose
menstral moose by melanthex March 28, 2005

menstral shots

the juice and blood expelled from a womans vagina during her menstral cycle (period).
Lets suck some cock and then hit the menstral shots to wash down the cum.

menstral gulping 

When a women has her period in a mans mouth. Follwing that while the man is having sex with her he spits the bloody remmenats all over her body
Mad mike was menstral gulping the shit out of toms sister last week.

menstral chunks 

(Noun) Globule discharge from a Period or Queef. Pieces of tunafish scented membrane or cunt mucus.

Oh Dear! My trousers are ruined... I blood queefed and now my panties are chock full of MENSTRAL CHUNKS.... HOLLRRRR!
menstral chunks by Brian K Boston January 4, 2008