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menstral pad is a safe place to hang out while your girlfried, wife or significant other is menstrating (acting homrmally unbalanced and dangerous)
Keith, if I don't want to get picked up for homicide, I need a menstral pad until Dorthy stops acting like a hormonal psychopath again. Can I crash at your place for a few days?
by TooSick4U April 14, 2007

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