mengaged

Noun, portmanteau of "men" and "engaged."

A term to describe two guys (generally at least one het) who are in a very serious bromance. The two generally go on to rent an apartment and lead a bromarried lifestyle full of video games, watching Indiana Jones and, ideally, jerking each other off.

"Who's that TJ guy who's always with Sam lately? I thought he was straight."

"Yeah, they're straight, but practically mengaged."

mengaged by Alexander Hendricks-Clark January 18, 2008

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Mangaged

the act of two gay men becoming engaged to be married

While Chris and Michael were vacationing in the islands, they got mangaged. Girl, their ceremony will be to-die.

Mangaged by chrisb1 March 11, 2006

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mengagement ring

the male version of an engagement ring.

She wasn't going to let him get away, so she totally popped the question and got him a mengagement ring.

mengagement ring by WordSmithBarney August 13, 2009

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Mengagement ring

A male engagement ring, worn by a man given to him by his male or female civil partner/wife to be.

The word was invented by UK Jeweller H.Samuel (www.hsamuel.co.uk), who first launched a nationwide Mengagement ring in February 2009.

She proposed to him with a Mengagement ring.

He wears his Mengagement ring with pride.

After we get married, I'll move my Mengagement ring to my other hand.

Mengagement ring by Laurieallen May 12, 2010

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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