sweet, intelligent, sexy, gorgeous, droolable guy whom i've liked for some time, but nobody knows how i feel..
(sees a guy on the street).. ohhh that's definitely a melvs!!
a clit rub
i gave her poon a quick melv
An insult synonymous with loser but can have multiple negative connotations. The term was popularized in Central New Jersey and spread from there.
Guy 1: Yo, I saw Herbert in the bathroom crying because he got a 93 on the math test!
Guy 2: Word? That kid is a total MELV!
a wild welsh boy in london associated wiv the clit rub club!
Whilen out while drunk or high
gettin wild on the floe
Yo, Melv you getting wild on the floe.
Melv pass me some fruitloops.