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I went to a PTA meeting last night and I saw so many melves.
by Clana September 03, 2005
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a "Mom Everyone would Like to Fuck"
My hot ass wife is a MELF, she's a Mom Everyone would Like to Fuck !
by Rhyno and Melf July 09, 2009
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slang acronym similar in usage to milf which means "Midget or Elf i'd Like to Fuck"
"Check out that midget."
"Yeah, that's one hot MELF."
by SteveR_FiveOH September 27, 2007
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a very silly, kind of figity person
Casey is such a melf
by bunny November 13, 2003
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short form of saying: the world has lied to me in so many ways. or, a form of the "eff" word, more acceptable to older adults.
oh, the world has melfed me over
melf!
by melf March 22, 2005
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A sexual attraction to a mall elf. Similar to a MILF but its a mall elf instead of a mom
That blonde at Santas Workshop in the Commons is such a MELF
by Wordwizz December 25, 2014
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Shortened version of myself, used as a name or less conformative and egotistical self reference. Can also be used as simplified statement of fantastical racial origin; i.e. Me conjoined with Elf.
"Melf is back."
by Rachael January 08, 2004
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