Top Definition
plural for the word Milf.
I went to a PTA meeting last night and I saw so many melves.
by Clana September 03, 2005
a "Mom Everyone would Like to Fuck"
My hot ass wife is a MELF, she's a Mom Everyone would Like to Fuck !
by Rhyno and Melf July 09, 2009
slang acronym similar in usage to milf which means "Midget or Elf i'd Like to Fuck"
"Check out that midget."
"Yeah, that's one hot MELF."
by SteveR_FiveOH September 27, 2007
A sexual attraction to a mall elf. Similar to a MILF but its a mall elf instead of a mom
That blonde at Santas Workshop in the Commons is such a MELF
by Wordwizz December 25, 2014
Mom Every (would) Like to Fuck; a mom so hot everyone would like to have coitus with; a mother everyone would like to copulate with.
Man she's not just a MILF, she's a MELF!
by Reverend Frerix May 20, 2014
a very silly, kind of figity person
Casey is such a melf
by bunny November 13, 2003
short form of saying: the world has lied to me in so many ways. or, a form of the "eff" word, more acceptable to older adults.
oh, the world has melfed me over
by melf March 22, 2005
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