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melon juice 

Delicious juice created and prepared uniquely by Singaporean girls.
A pre sex drink created during foreplay, where a young and vivacious singaporean girl squeezes fruits on her breasts. One may collect the juice in a clay cup or suck it directly from the tit. It stimulates arousal and enhances stamina during intercourse.
1:how did last night go?

2:dude! i ran out of viagra!

1:really? man, you should have got your girl to make you some melon juice!
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melon juice :3 

THE BEST YOUTUBE ANIMATOR!!

(Love her, 10/10)
(Also probably pretty)
"hey henry, look at this new animator I found! Her name is Melon Juice :3"
melon juice :3 by Angel 👹 May 17, 2021

melon juicing 

ˈmel.ən ˈdʒu .sɪŋ
VERB

1. An intimate act wherein one partner squeezes the head of another partner between the thighs with moderate force. Sometimes combined with the juice-ee performing oral sex.
Melon juicing always feels best when your partner doesn't skip leg day.

Big juicy melon tits 

Name of an individual with remarkably large jugs. Typically resemble the shape of watermelons. Individuals with these characteristics frequently locate in southern Queensland.

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That bird has “big juicy melon tits
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026