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A long family line of bear-riding, shirtless, Russian motherfuckers who know their shit and produce offspring that literally draw women to their penises and men to their glorious woman-holes.
"Yo dawg, I heard those Melnikovs once ate fire, shit it out whole, and melted Hell when they flushed the toilet"
by The Penis Wrangler April 26, 2014
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