squater mellon

Snagging someone elses watermellon and making it your own

Who wants some squater mellon from that other family's camp ground?

by Lord Ratspeaker August 9, 2015

Squatting Mellon

The act of having a girl hang from a barbell upside down giving you a blow job while you are maxing out your squat. So that you sweat in her eyes and mouth so that you cause her much discomfort.

I have a terrible rash from that Squatting Mellon I performed last night.

by Krispy Kreme buttdeeds November 19, 2012

mouldy mellons

When a man ejaculates on a females breasts and hardens and turns green!!!

Ah man that was dope last night when Hayden pulled out his mouldy mellons

by Dickslayer53 July 27, 2022

mellon

a very powerful person who can transform into many forms but most commonly in his thug life mellon

retard "mellon help
mellon"ok helper mellon to the rescue

by niggiepower January 7, 2019

Mellon

You slipped, you did something wrong, or you just lame

Bruh you Mellon

by Ehehdhdb September 11, 2021

g'ed your mellon

It is used when someone just told and insult and a passerby heard.

Person 1: i did your mom
Person 2: ......
Person 3: G'ed your mellon!!!!

by Comet21 March 7, 2011

T. C. Mellon Huntin'

Going to the Turkey Creek shopping plaza and hunting for women with large breasts

Let's go back to Knoxville for some T. C. Mellon Huntin'.

by Peepeepoopoo694208008s March 5, 2022