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Mejor amiga

Un mejor amigo es alguien con quien podes hablar de cualquier cosa,hasta la mas boluda.Va a ser al primero que le cuentes todas las cosas que te pasaron en el dia,ya sea buena o mala.Un mejor amigo va a ser el que te va a apoyar en todas las ocaciones,el que te va a sostener cuando estes triste o cuando estes feliz.Va a ser la que siempre va a tener una respuesta para vos o va a ser con la que hables por whatsapp todos los dias y te quedes hasta las 5 de la mañana despierta por ella.
Pero sobre todas las cosas una MEJOR AMIGA es aquella que te va a perdonar ya sea si te mandastes una cagada,ella te va a perdonar.porque la amistad no se basa solo en momentos unicos e inolvidables con ella sino se basa en el perdon en superar una discucion y resolverlo,que no importe cuntas veces se allan peleado,Lo resolveran , tal vez seras horas o dias pero se va a resolver, porque las mejores amigas siempre estan juntas en las buenas y en las malas.
Estoy a punto de perder a mi unica mejor amiga a la que confio En mi,a la que me hizo reir en mis momentos mas tristes, a la que nunca me abandono, pero escibo esto porque todavia no la perdi por completo,escribo esto porque le voy a escribir porque voy a dejar mi orgullo de lado y voy a pensar en MI en..¿que seria yo sin mi mejor amiga? ¿Que seria yo sin sus momentos de enfado? ¿Que seria yo sin sus momentos de risa? ¿Que seria yo sin ella?...
Mejor amiga by Esperanzas :D February 9, 2018

un sonata? mejor un solesta 

def. frase utilizada por gogo y yael exclamando por una vez más, que quieren irse a puebla.
"un sonata? mejor un solesta"

The Nigger Larry 'Boys Town' Major 

Boys Town in Omaha, Nebraska is a legend with its history of helping to change the lives of many troubled youth and has long been a tradition in Omaha. But it did fail with regards to one ex-resident still living in Omaha, who still proves to be a menace to those that encounter him in situations that cannot be avoided. Larry Major is one example of a failure that requires Boys Town to swallow their pride. We don’t know what criteria are used by Boys Town to determine if someone is suitable to be returned to society, but it is a fact that this one extreme defect managed to slip by their scrutiny. Considering what they had to work with, they probably could only do just so much, to draw a good analogy; like trying to rescue a rabid dog. This miserable aberration however should not be considered a reflection on the fine work this institution continues to practice.
The Nigger Larry 'Boys Town' Major reaffirms the fact that even the best institution cannot reform a miserable pathetic creature that will never under any circumstances be acceptable by any society.
An important event or person or activity, that will stay in the memory as a cherished time.
Many of my life experiences have been memorable. Ah, nostalgia!
memorable by Starchylde May 31, 2016

Major Tom 

It's a form of auto-erotic asphyxiation by using gravity.

Basically, you jack off normally; but before you nut, you squat down as low as you can to the ground and breathe short shallow breaths while still whacking it. This part is called "Getting in the shuttle."

As you nut, you jump up from that squatting position as fast as you possibly fucking can and hold your breath. This is considered "Take off."

If performed correctly, you should become VERY lightheaded and experience pure bliss due to the orgasm from your cock rocket. This is called "Being in space" due to the fact you feel like you're floating.

This is a technique that should be performed only by professionals, in a controlled environment.
Dude I tried to perform the Major Tom Technique but when I "Took off" I fucking jumped up at Mach 50 and must've ripped a fucking hole in the goddamn space-time continuum. Because the next thing I know I was laying on the ground with my dick out, covered in space juices from my trip around the sun.

c major lips 

when one's lips look of josh dun's. To explain how ones lips are viewed. In account to the forest fic.
A boy with bright blue hair and mocha eyes (and C major lips and blue-sky hands and tiger-growl teeth) stands up.
c major lips by jishbuns January 23, 2017