mehuled

When an unexplicably random turn of events completely blocks rational explantion and further normal progress. The random turn of fate to make a sure-fire proposition backfire badly.

esp. when referring to the earth2025 and utopia online games by swirve and Mehul Patel

I've just been mehuled

mehuled by Akula June 22, 2005

mentulate 

Possessing an extraordinarily large penis. (adjective)(also Mentulated)
More common in old 'bodice-ripper' novels; a term for "well hung" that lends a certain appearance of culture to your p0rn.

Priapus was the most mentulate of gods.

mentulate by Mentulated in May 1, 2007

mehul

Mehul - sunskrut for 'Rain'

Mehul is the hindu diety of rain.

mehul by Mehul Patel March 3, 2005

Mehul

The best mate a girl could ask for

She smiled with happiness because he was a Mehul

Mehul by Leily April 10, 2005

Mentula Grandiosus Syndrome 

A condition manifest in certain adult males, identified by the following symptoms:

1. A penis worn down to the size of an acorn or smaller, from continuous self-massage.

2. The delusion that the size of said penis is far above average, and possessed only by highly motivated, hard working, intelligent individuals that thrive in a dynamic and creative work setting.

Travis and Michael, both suffering from Mentula Grandiosus Syndrome, did not realize that being characterized as "the biggest dicks on the block" was not a compliment.

Mentula Grandiosus Syndrome by Third-Degree Crispy August 22, 2010

Methuli 

A beautiful and an amazing friend to have. Funny and ful of surprises. She loves to joke about and has lots of friends. She is a very lovable person. If you ever date her, try as hard as you can to keep her. It'll be worth it!

Don't make her mad or you'll lose her forever. Don't let her slip away. Methuli can be a hand full if you disrespect her

Methuli by 🐶🐶🐺🐺🦅🦅🦉🦉🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍰🍰🍰 August 7, 2018

Mehul

Big. Dick. Energy

I wish I was like Mehul

Mehul by KMC Stud January 29, 2019