mehlman 

Noun: a plug of excrement and semen ejected from the male anus, generally about 4-6 hours after vigorous anal intercourse. See santorum.

I had a huge mehlman the day after Pastor Ted reamed the hell out of me.

mehlman by Ira Flatus November 10, 2006

mehemehehem

Arabic for "Fire Missile."

mehemehehem Monica, you fool!

mehemehehem by thelowerrhythm October 25, 2010

mehlam 

The coolest mofo anyone could know. Said to be one of the smartest and wisest in any social circle. Even those people who call themselves God utterly respect him and try not to piss him off. He is a raging sex machine but even then humble af. He is healthy as a horse and if anyone he can make angels......

Oh my God, he is so Mehlam!!!!!
He is the most Mehlam guy I have ever seen.

mehlam by TheDarkGod May 2, 2018

Mehleen 

A girl who's as beautiful as her name suggests. Has been through a lot in her life so doesn't open up much. Has an amazing smile, she underestimates herself. The mitthiest girl in the world.

Oh the tea is so sweet, looks like Mehleen dipped a finger in it.

All the girls in the world envy Mehleen

Mehleen by Aapkepeyaare November 23, 2021

Melhem 

A wise, street smart, charming, usually funny man that is also really good at intercourse due to his long penis. Melhem is usually tall and buff and plays sports especially basketball.

Hey Jess, have you met Melhem's big M?

Melhem by Jeff210 October 13, 2011

Merlemerized 

A unique blend of joy, tremors, and euphoria that takes over one's body when in the presence of Merle Haggard, or his music. Many fans have reported tremor like shakes when seeing the outlaw singer live, and have also noted that the effects can last up to 4 hours. It's a truly refreshing feeling that can make the loneliest of country fan feel on top of the world.

Yo Dave! I just got "The Best of Merle Haggard" on vinyl and was completely merlemerized when the needle hit the groove.

Nice work, dude! Did "Okie From Muskogee" get those hairs on your neck to stand up?

Yeah, every God damn one of 'em.

Merlemerized by Trapper Schoepp December 30, 2009

Melemia 

Melemia is a disease much like Belemia, only represents the male alternative. I wouldn't reccomend trying it, but basically the guy throws up his food after most meals to ensure that he stays skinny.

"Hey man, I saw dan throwing up in the bathroom, i think he might be Melemic."

"Yeah he definitely has Melemia, he only weighs like 100 lbs"

Melemia by morgazmic April 14, 2008