A living phylum known to inhabit in the depths of the Mariana Trench, making it an extremophile, or one intense Asshole. This is the highest level beyond a regular Douche. This is beyond being a Douche Canoe, a Douche Oceanliner, or even the RMS Douche-A-Tanic.

If you thought Chet was a douchecanoe, wait until you meet his older brother Brad. He's a fucking Megalodouche.

MEGALODOUCHE by RoninDH July 6, 2023

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Megalodon

1. a prehistoric shark, that measured up to 12 metres in length.

2. an exceptionally mega impressive donn thing.

that is the most megalodon board I have ever ridden.

Megalodon by simon warren November 17, 2003

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megladon

a giant swag shark that eats whales in one bit, worships Sylvies, Catrinas, and Janelles, and doesn't give a fluck

all the megladons gatherd in the temple to worship their gods and eat a big whale dinner

megladon by megladonlover elevendyseven December 31, 2014

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Megalodong

A penis that, when flaccid, touches the water of the toilet whilst the carrier is excreting.

Joe stuck his megalodong into the gloryhole.

Megalodong by TheMegaladong June 30, 2015

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