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meetball 

The tendency for meetings to grow in size, causing scheduling conflicts and delays. (can also be used as a noun)
The Q4 Budget Review is going to meetball, Chad insisted that I invite Karen from accounting and her manager.

We'll never hire a new developer, the selection team meeting has turned into a real meetball.
meetball by S?G March 20, 2019
A term used by the assasin droid KK-47 who origionally belonged to the es-Sith Lord Revan. The word was programmed into the droid's memory core after Revan discovered it annoyed his former pupil, Malak. The term stuck with HK-47 through his numerous memory wipes and refers to all orgainics as Meatbags whenever refering to organics as a whole or to a single organic. (as a side note, HK-50, from KOTOR II: The Sith Lords Refers to Organics as, well. Organics. This makes HK-47 angry.)
HK-47: "Retraction: Did I say that out loud? I apologize, master. While you are a meatbag, I suppose I should not call you as such."

Revan: "You just called me a meatbag again!"

HK-47: "Explanation: It's just that... you have all these squishy parts, master. And all that water! How the constant sloshing doesn't drive you mad, I have no idea."

Revan: Come to think of it, neither do I.
Meatbag by Chris000 December 26, 2008
Any living thing or animal. Usually used by robots.
"May I kill some meatbags now master?"
Meatbag by Turd Ferguson January 29, 2004
Use by robots, like Bender.
Bite my shiny metal ass, meatbag!
meatbag by pascalbg January 10, 2008

Meatbag Drag 

The action of one's testicles and scrotum being dragged across another's body.
Dude, The football team always tries to Meatbag Drag me in the shower.
Meatbag Drag by Downfall95 June 18, 2011

The manhattan meatbag 

When you have your dick in your girls mouth while you grab her my the ribs, slamming her on the counter knocking the life out of her.
My kitchen counter is stilled stained which my girl after we did the manhattan meatbag.