1. That which you and I blissfully bask in.

2. A word pompous pseudo-intellectuals like to toss around in an effort to sound sophisticated.

See also: mediocracy
Cocksucker: Enjoy your life of mediocrity, conformist!

Dr. Cool: Likewise, hipster scum-sucking shit-for-brains.
by Peniso Penisuola February 16, 2009
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What all E.a games are.
coolperson: What do you think of e.a
othercoolperson: i think e.a are mediocre.
by Doctor_destruction March 29, 2005
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A state of, stupidity lameness, irrelevance. One who is an idiot. Something to say after one acts or says random stupid things. Mediocre.
Someone randomly says "I like to jump off trees"

You say "Wow... Mediocreness"
by Tonio! October 6, 2010
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Attempts at being upscale when you have little clue what class really is. An attempt to be fancy, when it's in fact little more than a polished meh. A little splurge to get fancy, when it's flexing a little bit of status from spent money more than achieving a high standard of quality. Still essentially mediocre, but with some fancy frills polishing the appearance without substantial improvement.

Originally coined by Venkatesh Rao in 02017 "Premium mediocre is the finest bottle of wine at Olive Garden." it has quickly spread from Twitter throughout the intarwebz.
"I wanted to impress her, so I took her to a fancy restaurant." "Yeah bro? Like where?" "Red Lobster" "Man, that ain't fancy, that's just premium mediocre."

McMansions are about as premium mediocre as you can get.
by wurmspwn October 24, 2019
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A member of the Mormon religion who goes against the book and behaves in deviant fashion.
Dude 1:Hey man what are you drinking?
Mormon: Jack and Coke.
Dude 1: I thought you were a Mormon?
Mormon: No worries, I am a Mediocre Mormon!
by love me sexay February 24, 2011
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The people in the back of the pack during a multiplayer Mario Kart race. The 3rd place player is usually considered the "conductor", and everyone behind him is part of the train. The reason for the label "mediocrity" is that farther back player always get much better items that allow them to "cheaply" make up ground. A common scenario is that 1st and 2nd will be skillfully sparring for first place,and blue shell comes from the back of the pack and destroys the leaders. While they are the down the "conducter" and his "train" will pass the more skilled players while making whistling sounds.
(often spoken in a sarcastic tone)
So Dave, you conducting the train of mediocrity today?
by Shaddy Safadi April 6, 2006
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