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Meditasturbating
v. The act of masturbating, climaxing, and achieving Nirvana such that one goes into a state of meditative trance immediately afterward.
Jim: Why was Bob grounded?
Fred: His mom's a Mormon and they don't like it when you spill your seed.
Jim: But how did he get caught?
Fred: Well, he was Meditasturbating and forgot to clean the spooge...
Jim: Ohhhhhhhh
Fred: His mom's a Mormon and they don't like it when you spill your seed.
Jim: But how did he get caught?
Fred: Well, he was Meditasturbating and forgot to clean the spooge...
Jim: Ohhhhhhhh
Meditasturbating by Daddy Whorebucks June 23, 2012
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Meditasturbation
A form of meditation, typically performed by men, whereby - with the best of intentions - they go to a quiet room in their home, close the door with their iphone and AirPods. This attempt at maximizing “alone time” often results in men becoming bored of meditation turning instead to masturbation.
When done in a zen-like environment and with a relaxed mindset, this becomes a variant of guided meditation, which often leaves the Meditasturbater feeling rejuvenated and ready to start his day with a total time investment typically being not more than 3 minutes.
When done in a zen-like environment and with a relaxed mindset, this becomes a variant of guided meditation, which often leaves the Meditasturbater feeling rejuvenated and ready to start his day with a total time investment typically being not more than 3 minutes.
Friend: Have you ever tried Meditasturbation?
Stole: all the time. In fact, I got busted Meditasturbating again in my kid’s room yesterday.
Stole: all the time. In fact, I got busted Meditasturbating again in my kid’s room yesterday.
Meditasturbation by Dr. Gibberish January 22, 2023
mediastatic
The news is mediastatic with seperatistic sensuality..
mediastatic by 12speed April 24, 2023
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026