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v. The act of masturbating, climaxing, and achieving Nirvana such that one goes into a state of meditative trance immediately afterward.
Jim: Why was Bob grounded?

Fred: His mom's a Mormon and they don't like it when you spill your seed.

Jim: But how did he get caught?

Fred: Well, he was Meditasturbating and forgot to clean the spooge...

Jim: Ohhhhhhhh
by Daddy Whorebucks June 21, 2012
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