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Rambo Medics Field Trainees 

Rambo Medics Field Trainees
Aka RMFT
this is an online xbox 360 clan with an evergrowing population of rambo medics, the founder RoXoR n00b, started off this craze for a laugh but it is now a worldwide phenominon
RoXoR n00b: hey i'm in a clan
A7555: oh oh can i join
RoXoR n00b: no, Rambo medics field trainees will not allow it
A7555: why the fuck not
RoXoR n00b: the council of the rambo medics hates you
A7555: your such fucking jerk you know that

CD Site Medics 

Now, within the SCP foundation, exists "CD Site Medics". They exist to save lives. Help people. And get community service hours.

O5-2 hates CDSM because she knows they are more well trained than "Site Medics".

Case closed. Thank you for reading.
Just because medical department executives hate CD site medics does not mean CD site medics are necessary.

Blood Medic 

Blood Medics are the combat infantry medics of the 1-22nd Infantry, 4th Infantry Division. A grim band of badass m-frs who bring their grunts back alive at all cost.
Send in the Blood Medics to set up the Aid Station- the boys are going to go shake down that Taliban village.
Blood Medic by BloodSorcerer August 20, 2013

Medic bag 

Something the PAYDAY Gang is in constant need of, especially Dallas.
AAAAAGH, I NEED A MEDIC BAG -Dallas
Medic bag by Tacticalbananas February 27, 2018

Mediasonge

Mediasonge (mē′dē-ə-sŭnj)

(nom)

ETYMOLOGY: media & songe
Media: the plural of medium; in communications & information, the means of communication that reach large numbers of people, such as television, newspapers, radio, social network, etc., of or relating to the mass media
Songe: from the French word mensonge, de mentir; mentionica, de mentiri in Latin, which mean a lie, to lie
LITERARILY: media mensonge (mediasonge), meaning media that lie or propagate lies

1. A communication or information that spreads a lie or myth in the media
2. A deliberate lie or myth circulated, disseminated, or shared in the media
3. A medium (television, newspapers, radio, social network, etc.) that broadcasts a lie or myth

4. The spreading or act of spreading, posting, or sharing a lie or myth in the media

Mediasonger (mē′dē-ə-sŭnj′ər)
(nom)
1. A person or group of persons who spreads, posts, or shares a lie or myth in the media

2. A medium (television, newspapers, radio, social network, etc.) that broadcasted a lie or myth in its channel
Mediasonge (mē′dē-ə-sŭnj)

(nom)
1. One of the biggest mediasonge about the COVID-19 is Black people can’t be infected with the coronavirus. That’s why Africa has such a low number of people infected.
2. In his early morning tweet, President Trump denies having advised people to inject disinfectants into their body to combat COVID-19; because if the disinfectants work on your hands, they should too knock coronavirus out of their lungs in a minute. He said it’s a mediasonge.
3. People still wonder if it’s a mediasonge that coronavirus was man-made in Wuhan???!!!
4. Doctors informed in a press conference that garlic doesn’t kill the coronavirus. It is just another mediasonge about COVID-19.
A phrase far too overused by people who play Team Fortress 2. They spam it when they do not need to be healed because they are either:

-trying to get the medic away from healing a person they do not like
-a spy looking for achievements or a free backstab
-plainly an asshole
-a suicide player who wants a spawn that lasts longer than 30 seconds.

This can lead to people muting everyone on their team, turning off their speakers, quitting, or just switching classes. These can lead to miscommunications and no healer classes on the team.

Thus, those who spam MEDIC!! are really just trying to get themselves killed.
You pick a Medic class, not knowing what's about to happen.

Spy disguised as a Sniper: MEDIC!! MEDIC!! MEDIC!!

Heavy: MEDIC!!

Engineer: MEDIC!! MEDIC!! MEDIC!! MEDIC!! MEDIC!! MEDIC!!

Another Medic: MEDIC!! MEDIC!!

You: ...I don't want to play this game anymore...
MEDIC!! by Fist of Romulus November 9, 2011