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Pronunciation: mu̇d-ˌäk

A Russian swear word meaning an asshole, but never a smart asshole. Someone so arrogant that he doesn't even understand what a dickhead he is.

What makes this word unique - it is strictly masculine, which is not typical for the Russian profanity. You can even call a man pizda (cunt); but you never could say "she's a mudak". Neither you can form the feminine gender of the noun, like for the similar word durak (fool) - dura (feminine for durak). No way. So it's always a "dumb prick" but never a "dumb cunt".

Of course, "mudak" is an offensive word, but not as offensive as a pidar (faggot) or even a kozel (goat). Your ass would not necessarily get kicked for the use of it (it's still possible though). Some people even call themselves mudaks with some degree of vanity; e.g. the most renowned blogger of the Russian Web is pretty comfortable with a nickname Tupoi Mudak (a kind of redundancy here, i.e. the dumbest dumb jerk).
- Isn't Alex just great with all this computer shit? It seems he really knows what he's doing.
- The man is a mudak. I would not trust him to mow my lawn... or his own for that matter.

- Tofik, why are you always so rude? - 'Coz I'm a mudak, now what? Deal with it.

- So sorry for blocking your driveway, neighbor, but my car has no power, so I can't move it.
- I don't know how, but move it now, you mudak, I have a plane to catch!

- Could you close the window? I think I'm catching a cold.
- I couldn't care less, I need fresh air. Find yourself a scarf or something.
- What a mudak you are!
Mudak by Alex Ex November 21, 2013
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An incredibly sweet, and gorgeous Indian girl who isn't afraid of being expressive or being vulnerable to new people. She's a natural born leader who makes sure everyone feels included and knows how to keep harmony within the group. Mehak's are courageous and never shrink in the presence of a threat and always speak for themselves so make sure you do your research if you don't want to be proven wrong. They also value the love of family and friends and also expect the same attention that they show in return. They are also known as social butterflies who have no problem fitting in with various other groups because of their vast interests in multiple areas since they are obviously known as the life of the party. Not only do they have a strong belief with their faith, but they also stand for equality and justice. Along with their love of reading and other creative hobbies, Mehak's love to learn and will continue to be lifelong learners by experiencing life for what it has to give. Mehak's are super cute, lovable, smart, amazing, hilarious, etc. people to know. Try to find your own you'll see!
Person #1: Wait who's that girl?
Person #2: Ohh her? That's Mehak she's so nice you should talk to her

Person#1: But what if she doesn't like me?
Person#2: Trust me she's the best person to be friends with you'll love her
Mehak by Whattababe951 August 31, 2017
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Doing something with soul, creativity, or love - when you put "something of yourself" into what you're doing, whatever it may be.
Mother: "Chris, why can't you be more like Kenny? He's kind, handsome, passionate, and does everything with meraki!"

Chris: ...*sighs*
Meraki by whatevenwhat August 6, 2017

medaglia shot 

in nhl you take a slap shot right in front of the goalie
wow dude what a faggot he just took a medaglia shot and won
medaglia shot by Lasagnus July 11, 2009
Mehak is the type of girl that seems rude but isn’t. If you don’t know her she’ll look and maybe seem rude but she is such a funny person. She’ll make you laugh so much. She’ll never play you or be fake to you. She’ll always be a thoughtful person and give you everything she can give.
N/A - why’re you laughing so much

Them- it something mehak said!
Mehak by Coolcookie728 October 13, 2018

Congressional Medal of Boner 

The highest recognition given to deserving patriots of the sex industry who go beyond the call of booty, usually awarded by lawmakers (hence Congressional).
Mary Jane is awarded the Congressional Medal of Boner for her erotic deeds.

Bronze Medal 

Another word for the butt hole, women's and men's.
"Oh my god!!!" Kennedy making a face, "You saw his bronze medal?!! Ick."
Bronze Medal by Babydoll75 March 4, 2019