Mebbit

A rarely seen or documented creature. It's existence was first discovered in 1998 in Boise, ID. They are about the size of a large Chimpanzee but mangier in appearance. When they walk, they "shamble". Their cry is a high pitched "MEEEEP!!". They are pack animals and have a rather violent temperament. They are smart enough to be trained to carry explosive vests and detonate them near their targets. Few people who have ever lived to see a Mebbit have lived to tell of them.

John: Hey Pat, today I sketched my rendition of a Mebbit training camp in the Himalayas.

Pat: Dude, be careful who sees that.

John: Come on man, we both know Mebbits aren't rea--

Mebbit: MEEEEP!!

*BEE BEE BEEP*
(explosion)

Mebbit by Spritel Keidel December 24, 2009

Meribitch 

A girl who thinks she is better than anyone else and criticizes others openly, but can't accept it herself. She has an annoying nasally voice and believes she has a higher standard of living than others. She also thinks everyone is attracted to her. They are normally obsessed with Asians.

Person: Can you help me with this math problem?
Meribitch- Oh my gosh, are you really wearing that shirt right now? It's terrible looking. Did I tell you about this boy who said hi to me? He totally wants me.

Meribitch by dtownreppin October 27, 2011

Mebibyte 

A new, weird and unnecessary unit of data capacity, created by some idiots of IEC and aggressively advertised on Wikipedia. 1 Mebibyte equals 0.9765625 Megabytes and serves no purpose other than confusing people and as an excuse for ripping customers for a few extra bucks.

The big red letters on the box say "512 MB", but those are our brand new Mebibytes! In fact, your flash drive can only store up to 488 old, bad and stinky Megabytes.

Mebibyte by M3n747 October 29, 2007

Mebibyte 

A unit of electronic digital storage capacity similar to a megabyte equal to 2^20th (2 to the 20th power) bytes. It was created to reduce the confusion of inconsistent capacity reporting of devices like hard drives. The box of a hard drive might say 500MB (megabytes) while your operating system shows the capacity as something around 480MB. The difference is likely due to some space on the disk being used to store file system metadata, and your computer measuring in MiB (mebibytes). The meta data is used to keep track of where your files are, when they were modified, and an assortment of other important information your computer and its software needs to use them.

CDs typically have a capacity of 650 megabytes or 620 mebibytes.

Mebibyte by sw_engineer January 14, 2013

Mexibitchditcher 

A mexican woman that bitches/ditches her friends by going MIA for weeks at a time. A Mexibitchditcher also goes pee a lot, eats lots of candy, resembles Lady Gaga, and often dislikes any Polak and/or German people.

"Did you see that Mino guy on youtube?!"

"Yeah man, but his sister is a real mexibitchditcher!"

Mexibitchditcher by The Hardley Boys October 21, 2009