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Meatsheets

Bedsheets that have been covered in so much semen, that they are now more protein than cloth.
Little Jimmy was so lonely that he could cook his meatsheets like a steak
Meatsheets by Girthiest February 13, 2017
Related Words

Meatshot 

To be punched in the genitals, inhumanly hard, usually done to a male.
I told him not to touch my damn oreos, he didn't listen, by law a meatshot was in order.
Meatshot by Cyclonus.af May 16, 2003

meatshotty 

1. Hitting all the projectiles in any weapon for any game that stacks damage based on how man of the projectiles hit.
2. Scout TF2
1. Flukenest is so op if you meatshotty with it
2. I hate meatshotty
meatshotty by LuCola July 8, 2022

Meatshot 

V.) To punch (or be punched) inhumanly hard in the testicles, (people afab cannot receive meatshots) usually enough to knock someone to their knees.
V.) In the context of gaming and/or firearms: The act of shooting someone with a shotgun (or any scatter type gun) super close to an enemy in hopes of completely ruining their body with no recovery.
Desc 1:

1: "hey dude, did you see that guy get hit in the balls?"
2: "yeah, dude who punched gave him the mother of all meatshots"
Desc 2:
1: "There's a scout running around, meatshotting everyone, someone kill him"
2: "on it"
Meatshot by ThatOneHumann September 26, 2022

Metashorty 

An analogous expression in any artistic medium in short form especially of an urban culture nature.
Issa Rae’s sitcom, ‘Insecure ‘ was a Metashorty web series titled ‘The Misadventures of Awkward Black Girl’. Each episode was under five minutes.
Metashorty by Zetta Baby February 8, 2024
When you go to a Brazilian steakhouse and eat too much meat you need a shit after
Oh he's got the meatshits
Meatshits by Zec12 robot February 12, 2024