Montreal Meatpie 

just like the Alabama Hot Pocket, but with maple syrup.

how i met your mother, montreal meatpie

Montreal Meatpie by PaGurl511 June 1, 2011

meatpole 

Another slang for the male private part, PENIS.

DANG MAN, all these shones think they can handle a MAN like me, but when i WHACK OUT THIS HARD MEATPOLE they get nervous.

meatpole by notsag January 4, 2008

Meatpiece

A derogatory term referring to a male booty call who is not boyfriend material and not worthy to take you out on a date.

Dude, im drunk i need to call up my meatpiece for a booty call.

Meatpiece by agrij & kspal July 9, 2011

Meatpipe 

Meatpipe is a slang term used to describe a man's penis.

"Jenny was so mad. Taylor slapped her in the face with his meatpipe and ran away."

Meatpipe by ATN NC July 5, 2016

punching your meatpie 

The act of male masturbation. (See tugging, jacking off, bashing the bishop, etc.)

After Bill came home from a Backstreet Boys concert, he crept into his room and punched his meatpie at least five times until his mother caught him red-handed and he was repremanded like a third grader.

punching your meatpie by Whipshock May 2, 2005

Amesbury meat pile 

When you fuck the Vermetes employee on the meat shelve in the back room

employee: did you find every thing okay?
You: Not entirely.
Employee: what is it?
You: somthing in the meat section, but I forget the name of it.
Employee: oh let me help you just follow me.
You: oh I remember! It's called the Amesbury meat pile...
Employee: oh, I understand now... *pulls down pants, gets on top of meat pile*

Amesbury meat pile by Penisboy69 July 19, 2016

Mongolian Meatpie

When someone shits all over your dick and then gives you a blowjob.

Laquan: Ay brotha wanna hit up a Mongolian Meatpie?

Earl: Yump, defenitely that sounds dashing.

Mongolian Meatpie by Mike Blumberg... June 19, 2009