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Buttered Meathole Surprise 

a delicious dessert or form of anal sex or salad tossing.

Ingredients and directions include:
1. Melt a cup of butter down.
2. Put a female with her ass in the air on her stomach.
3. Pour butter all over her asshole.
4. Sprinkle with powdered sugar and cinnamon or your choice of sweetness
5. Pound or enjoy.
Im looking forward to my Buttered Meathole surprise after work. She has all the ingredients ready to go for a yummy time.
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dog in the meathouse 

When a woman's garment -usually panties, shorts or pants - is caught between her ass cheeks it is known as 'dog in the meathouse'
Check out the woman in line....dog in the meathouse!

meathole mangler 

The ultimate vagina destroyer. To bore a women's vagina out until you leave it in to a gaping hole. To pummel the meat curtains.
He said his name was ERIC B , but after having sex with the meathole mangler I felt as if I just gave birth to triplets.

Chocolate Meathole 

The gaping void or "bore-hole" left in a rectum following the withdrawal of a penis or implement after rigorous and sustained intercourse.
cf meathole
"...as he cheerfully lapped the foetid felch from her freshly excavated chocolate meathole he felt an unexpected ..."

meatholes 

A really rude pornographic website, run by Khan Tusion.
my meatholes membership expired
meatholes by wank January 7, 2005

meathole 

The gaping hole left in an orifice following the withdrawal of a penis or implement after intercourse occasioning dilation.
cf Chocolate Meathole
".. so after he'd cum all over her heaving bosom he set to work lapping up the juice dribbling from the freshly serviced and still gaping meathole left by his earlier debaucheries."
meathole by violinclination January 18, 2009

gaping meathole 

Usually the outcome of anal intercourse. When a humongous penis is taken out of the anus, it results in an equally big, if not bigger, twitching asshole.
John fucked julie in her ass and turned it into a gaping meathole
gaping meathole by special k April 11, 2005