Meatball Marinara

A Meatball Marinara is when you eat a girls ass that is full of shit while she is on her period. The mix of poop and blood will resemble a meatball marinara sandwich.

Bill: Hey, how did that date go last night?
Me: Great, she let me do a Meatball Marinara on her!
or
Me: IDK, she made me do a Meatball Marinara on her...

by meatball_man January 31, 2021

meatball parade

when your about to give multiple blowjobs, because you are about to meat their balls

"oh tonights gonna be crazy, its gonna be a meatball parade"

by NUGGETSSSSSS April 24, 2017

meatball magician

a hoe that can make you and your homie's testicles dissappear with zero effort

"aashia scott was an amazing meatball magician, she made both of my white balls disappear without any hassle!"

"damn aa'shia, the way u swallowed those nuts, I would've thought you majored in being a meatball magician at college!!"

by TheEvilLotionCollector August 21, 2022

meatball magician

a person that is highly talented with magical meatball handling techniques.

"damnn aashia scott how did you make my balls disappear with your mouth so quick? are you a meatball magician or something??"

by TheEvilLotionCollector August 21, 2022

The Meatball

A ritual in which the person is covered in marinara sauce and tickled until they can no longer stand it

Before we let him into our gang we hit him with the meatball

by BingBing201785 August 22, 2019

Meatball Taco

When a man is giving anal to a woman in the doggie position, and the anal is so deep, the man can tuck his ball sac into the women's vagina.

Bill was giving Hillary such deep anal that he decided to go all in for a Meatball Taco.

by Redtaila320 August 16, 2020

The meatballs are in the sauce

Whenever something goes wrong, this would be a word you would say to get out of it.

Person 1: Who broke my table?
Person 2: The meatballs are in the sauce.
Person 1: So it was not you then.

by poopyfingers68 June 24, 2022