Similar to the Nostradamus or the Magic 8 Ball, Meatbaby sees beyond our temporal reality and communes with a deeper consciousness.... capable of answering the dark riddles of your life, meatbaby knows all.
Are you a school principal incapable of addressing the difficult problems your adolescent wards face?
Want to know how to save a failing restaurant like Taco Town?"
Want to know if you are cool or a complete douche canoe?
Go to themeatbaby.com and find out the answer
"I always wondered who would win in a fight between Mike Tyson and a Ninja"
"You should meatbaby it!"
"Does that hurt?"
"Sometimes, but you'll come back for more."
"Does that make me a douche canoe."
"ASK meatbaby... but yes, you are."