Baby Meat

the meat of a child

I'm so pissed my meat hasn't grown since I was a baby, now my friends call me baby meat!

by Captain Cumsh0t June 15, 2010

Baby Meat

A young girl to young to do sexual things with but old enough to check out

Holy shit logans little sister is Hot" " Yo dude shes a Baby Meat, you best only be lookin

by suga ehans April 21, 2011

baby meat

a lil penis.... not a big one

shane rawls has a baby meat

by cody mcgee November 7, 2007

Baby Meat Balls

A person who has hillariously small balls and is proud of it

All the bitches be on my baby meat balls

I might get laughed at but my mom says to be proud of my baby meat balls

by Demon of Screamin' February 13, 2010

Baby Rib Meat

The best part of a baby to eat.

W: I want to have a baby with you.

M: I want to eat some baby rib meat.

W: wow...a no would have worked as well.

M: problem solved.

by The collectiveish September 8, 2010

meat baby

A child born of the colon and raised in the great lakes of ones respective septic system. Usually large in scale, squelching like a raptor as they slip from their fleshy prison. Resembling meat in both texture and coloration, yet maintaining soft child-like features. These features include but are not limited to: button nose, sly grin, large deer like eyes, and a full head of hair.

Excuse me, dear friends, but I have metabolized my earlier burrito meal and am in the third trimester; contractions are coming on strong, leaving me with no choice but to birth a meat baby !

by 3rd st. Dukes July 12, 2007

Baby Boomer meat locker

a locker that contains the guts, muscle, and tissue of generation of the boomers

ok Tabitha is dead. Now what?
Put her remains in the Baby boomer meat locker

by Tablecloth_wanker March 22, 2020