A child born of the colon and raised in the great lakes of ones respective septic system. Usually large in scale, squelching like a raptor as they slip from their fleshy prison. Resembling meat in both texture and coloration, yet maintaining soft child-like features. These features include but are not limited to: button nose, sly grin, large deer like eyes, and a full head of hair.
Excuse me, dear friends, but I have metabolized my earlier burrito meal and am in the third trimester; contractions are coming on strong, leaving me with no choice but to birth a meat baby !
by 3rd st. Dukes June 15, 2007
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I'm so pissed my meat hasn't grown since I was a baby, now my friends call me baby meat!
by Captain Cumsh0t June 13, 2010
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A young girl to young to do sexual things with but old enough to check out
Holy shit logans little sister is Hot" " Yo dude shes a Baby Meat, you best only be lookin
by suga ehans April 3, 2011
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A person who has hillariously small balls and is proud of it
All the bitches be on my baby meat balls

I might get laughed at but my mom says to be proud of my baby meat balls
by Demon of Screamin' February 14, 2010
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A reference from the ghetto bible that directly describes a black girl's butt. The words "Bathin' Apes" in some of Soulja Boy's songs were mistaken for "baby meat".
Yo man, check out dat chick's baby meats
by Ghettoboi January 31, 2011
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When a skinny person with a small penis whacks off while they have a yeast infection.
“Ey man how’s your yeast infection

“It’s still pretty bad but I had to give in a jerk off last night. I made a baby meat bone bread sandwich
by Jrnsmdbebs July 30, 2021
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