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Double Meat Wagon 

The act of two men simultaneously performing fellatio on one another.

AKA- Two dudes 69-ing
Guy 1: "Wow, those guys at the party last night were really really gay."

Guy 2: "I know, right? They're all about the double meat wagon."

Guy 3: "Fer real...now let's smoke this blehnt."

Guys 1&2: "Respect."
Double Meat Wagon by Krustables August 14, 2009

meat wagon 

Yo, they took away the dude that got capped in a meat wagon.
meat wagon by Marty October 16, 2003

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meat wagon by Mike January 1, 2003

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An Ambulance or Moble Intensive Care Unit
"All of a sudden the kids are yellin' from the back seat, "I gotta go to the bathroom Daddy!" "Not now dammit!"
Truck Tire! ERRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! I can't stopppp!!! ARGGG! ERRRR! ERRRR! ITS A CLIFF!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH! OHHH MY GOD WE'RE BURNING ALIVE! OHHH I CANT FEEL MY LEGS! HERE COMES THE MEAT WAGON! WEEEEE OWWWWW WEEEEE OWWWWW WEEEEE OWWWW!!!! THE MEDIC GETS OUT AND SAYS "OHHHHH MYYYY GODDD!" The new guy's over on the corner pukin' his guts, MMMMMUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! MUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

meat wagon by TONKADAN August 23, 2006

meat wagon 

the van that carries dead bodies away from a crime scene
holy shit we have a crispy critter here, better call the meat wagon
meat wagon by rice killer October 29, 2006

Meat Wagon 

Another term used when refering to an ambulance carrying patients. Also something you yell out when it tears past you.
All the traffic pulled over and when the ambulance drove by I leaned out my window and yelled, "MEAT WAGON!!!!"
Meat Wagon by Big Poppa 1984 November 25, 2004