Top Definition
Meat flute meaning penis from the scandinavian term 'playing the meat flute'
"Are you playing the meat flute under that blanket?"
by Chris Allen May 04, 2005
Slang for a guys penis
Hey remember Steven, that gay guy? Word has it he loves to wail on his boyfriends meat flute
by Whipshock August 09, 2003
Meatflute is a mans penis
Man, that chick is hot. i want her to play the slobertune on my meatflute.
by Yellow_ledbelly December 12, 2006
1.a musical intrument played by fags, or sluts
I wanted to get head from sally, but she plays the meat flute to often so i dont want my dick to burn.
by Some Smart Dude December 01, 2006
When someone makes a witty remark, one can play the meat flute in a condescending fashion by holding your hands in front of your mouth and moving your fingers as if you were playing a clarinet while making a "whoo hoo hoo hoo hoo" noise.
Oh you're funny let me play my meat flute "whoo hoo hoo hoo hoo".
by looselizzy December 11, 2010
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