I couldn't remember the word for sausage the other day, so my brain offered me....meat carrot.
by Smordwith May 27, 2023
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A bastardization of "beat me to it" from r/beatmetoit. The subreddit r/beatmeattoit is mostly comprised of shitposting and constant reposts.

In literal terms, "beat meat to it" means to beat your meat aka masturbate to something.
You know the 76th repost of "The spinning chicken nugget? Repost in 24 hours or you are dead"? I definitely beat meat to it.
by 2Fax5U October 25, 2023
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A bad person, typically just the scum of the earth. Worst kinds of people to ever walk the earth
“Hey you know the new kid Gary?”

Yeah what about him?”

“He’s a...meat bouncer..”

Fuck that dude.”
by Madisonisameatbouncer January 4, 2021
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An alternative word to describe one nonerect penis.
" Dude I saw Chads Piss meat, it's so small!"
by Vostok January 18, 2021
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Pieces of my co worker Victor polaska cut up into small pieces on a cabob
Man I sure would love a meat polaska
by Michael from tobacco den March 21, 2023
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