Thermometer 

Technique to make masturbation last longer. When you are beating off just as you are about to bust your nut you stop or slow down for a minute then start beating off again. You can repeat this many times in one session. delayed orgasm.

Thanks for telling me about the thermometer, now I can beat off for hours.

Thermometer by Chris Reeve August 3, 2009

Thermometer 

When you have reached the level of boredom to type "Thermometer" into the google search engine.

I just got a thermometer stuck in my dogs ass. Help me.

Thermometer by SahenTheTenderTreen November 22, 2016

thermometer 

the act of having one finger up a girl's asshole while you engage in intercourse.

"i bang'd her and i rock'd a thermometer."

thermometer by L-sos December 9, 2007

thermometer 

An oboe, because of its overall thin shape.

I have to practice that solo on the 'ole thermometer.

thermometer by pentozali December 20, 2005

Thermometer sized hoe 

The fakest person alive. I never thought it would take that long to make a word for a broke ass bitch.

That thermometer sized hoe is broke asf.

Thermometer sized hoe by baddiewiththefatty February 6, 2021

cat thermometer 

When you can look at your house cat and can tell what the temperature is by their body position.

1. Curled up in a ball = 60 degrees
2. kitty loaf style = 65-70 degrees
3. On side with legs out = 70-80 degrees
4. Layed out on side with body and legs stretched way out = 80-90 degrees

"Must be freezing in here, your cat thermometer is all balled up with its head tucked in"

cat thermometer by Chris B dot December 24, 2008

Coors Light Thermometer 

An empty Coors Light "cold activated can" left out side of a window to determine if it is warm, cold or "super cold" outside. Works best in colder climates.

When Steve noticed his Coors Light thermometer was at super cold he decided to skip class that morning.

Coors Light Thermometer by Jamie Outdoors May 22, 2012