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Technique to make masturbation last longer. When you are beating off just as you are about to bust your nut you stop or slow down for a minute then start beating off again. You can repeat this many times in one session. delayed orgasm.
Thanks for telling me about the thermometer, now I can beat off for hours.
by Chris Reeve August 03, 2009
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Thermometerinternet
When you have reached the level of boredom to type "Thermometer" into the google search engine.
I just got a thermometer stuck in my dogs ass. Help me.
by SahenTheTenderTreen November 22, 2016
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the act of having one finger up a girl's asshole while you engage in intercourse.
"i bang'd her and i rock'd a thermometer."
by L-sos November 13, 2007
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An oboe, because of its overall thin shape.
I have to practice that solo on the 'ole thermometer.
by pentozali November 10, 2005
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